I had always thought my teacher, Mrs. Bu, was extremely smart and I thought she remembered everything. But on the 29th of July, I thought differently.
The day started off normally, but the first turn of events was that Mrs. Bu was late. The class took advantage of the fact and started fooling around.
When Mrs. Bu arrived, she was sniffing and she carried a box of tissues. She explained she had a cold but it was very mild, so we shouldn't worry. She then started our chemistry lesson.
She mixed some chemicals together and soon, she started sniffing. "Excuse me," she said and wiped her nose. She put the tissue down and accidentally sneezed into my friend, Wai Hai's face.
Wai Hai was very susceptible to germs and he immediately started sneezing. He reached for a tissue and knocked over a yellow substance.
Mrs. Bu quickly wiped it up with a tissue. "Ehhh..." Wai Hai said, his nose starting to run. Mrs. Bu gave him the tissue she used for the yellow chemical. Without thinking, Wai Hai wiped his nose.
Suddenly, Wai Hai's face turned a ghastly yellow and he flew into a series of apoplectic sneezes. Everyone, including Mrs. Bu, screamed.
Wai Hai was rushed to the Nurses office and then after getting examined, he got rushed to the nearest hospital. After half an hour in the hospital, Wai Hai was pronounced dead.
Mrs. Bu was fired, and I was scarred for life.
The polka dot dress
Ugh. Aunty Raydene is coming over. I'm so angry. Aunty Raydene is the maddest aunt in the WORLD.
She is coming for my birthday party for family only. I bet she is going to give me something second hand again. One time, she was at Myra's party, and she gave her a mug that she herself had for 15 years! Weird? I know.
And, every time she comes or goes for a party, she ALWAYS wears this totally out of fashion terrible polka do dress. It's so ugly. And at Myra's party last week, she dropped chocolate ice cream on it. The dress was stained with chocolate!
And do you know what happened? She cried. And people made a fuss about it. But Aunty Raydene cried the hardest and the loudest. And in the most annoying way. Anyway, the stupid dress was not spoiled. It was just uglier.
The day after the party
Oh no! Everyone is gone. So is my life! Do you know what Mad, annoying, Aunty Raydene gave me?
Her polka dot dress. With the stain.
She is coming for my birthday party for family only. I bet she is going to give me something second hand again. One time, she was at Myra's party, and she gave her a mug that she herself had for 15 years! Weird? I know.
And, every time she comes or goes for a party, she ALWAYS wears this totally out of fashion terrible polka do dress. It's so ugly. And at Myra's party last week, she dropped chocolate ice cream on it. The dress was stained with chocolate!
And do you know what happened? She cried. And people made a fuss about it. But Aunty Raydene cried the hardest and the loudest. And in the most annoying way. Anyway, the stupid dress was not spoiled. It was just uglier.
The day after the party
Oh no! Everyone is gone. So is my life! Do you know what Mad, annoying, Aunty Raydene gave me?
Her polka dot dress. With the stain.
The fan
Leah Grossenheimer was a big fan of the famous band Koobkrow. The lead singer, Harry Tellall was her favourite. He was cute and funny and smart. Leah was always thinking about Koobkrow or Harry Tellall. Leah was obsessed.
He door was covered in Koobkrow posters and stickers and there were Koobkrow albums everywhere. Her bedsheets were embroidered with the words Koobkrow, Harry Tellall, and the names of the other band members. Leah went to 16 of their concerts and she never ever got sick of them.
Koobkrow was one of the most popular bands in Pleh, Harlridge, Weirndosia. One day Leah went to college and met a girl named Breesa Hopkins. It turned out that Breesa was a nice and friendly girl. Leah and Breesa became good friends.
One day, Breesa and Leah started talking about bands. Leah mentioned her love for Koobkrow and Breesa said that Harry Tellall was her cousin! Leah fainted and died of a heartattack, even though Breesa was only joking.
(edited on 20/9/08. written on 10/4/08)
He door was covered in Koobkrow posters and stickers and there were Koobkrow albums everywhere. Her bedsheets were embroidered with the words Koobkrow, Harry Tellall, and the names of the other band members. Leah went to 16 of their concerts and she never ever got sick of them.
Koobkrow was one of the most popular bands in Pleh, Harlridge, Weirndosia. One day Leah went to college and met a girl named Breesa Hopkins. It turned out that Breesa was a nice and friendly girl. Leah and Breesa became good friends.
One day, Breesa and Leah started talking about bands. Leah mentioned her love for Koobkrow and Breesa said that Harry Tellall was her cousin! Leah fainted and died of a heartattack, even though Breesa was only joking.
(edited on 20/9/08. written on 10/4/08)
The intelligent Prig
I am the smartest girl in my school. I am 13 years old and I go to an exclusive private school. Come and share a day of my life with me.
I wake up infallibly at 5 a.m. every morning. I take a shower and then I get ready for school. I eat my breakfast then I walk to the bus stop. I go onto the bus and adress the fatuous bus driver. He would wave back jauntily and I would go to my seat.
When the bus stops at my school, I walk down charily. I go straight to class and study before the bell rings. I work and listen diligently until class ends. I get my other books from my locker and glare contemptuously at the coquette who's locker is next to mine. I walk off feeling prudent and scrupulous.
At lunchtime I eat my food placidly and then I continue to study my dictionary smugly, making sure people notice me. No one seems to so I glare at all my frivolous schoolmates and judge everyone of them in my mind. Soon, I go home and complete my homework feeling like an angel.
(edited on 20/9/08 and written 21/2/08)
I wake up infallibly at 5 a.m. every morning. I take a shower and then I get ready for school. I eat my breakfast then I walk to the bus stop. I go onto the bus and adress the fatuous bus driver. He would wave back jauntily and I would go to my seat.
When the bus stops at my school, I walk down charily. I go straight to class and study before the bell rings. I work and listen diligently until class ends. I get my other books from my locker and glare contemptuously at the coquette who's locker is next to mine. I walk off feeling prudent and scrupulous.
At lunchtime I eat my food placidly and then I continue to study my dictionary smugly, making sure people notice me. No one seems to so I glare at all my frivolous schoolmates and judge everyone of them in my mind. Soon, I go home and complete my homework feeling like an angel.
(edited on 20/9/08 and written 21/2/08)
Eve
Eve was a poor girl of 19. She was poor and rather fatuous. The people of the Selato town of Minnesburg looked on her with contempt. Eve would go around begging for money and usually she would receive only 10 cents every two houses. Eve was a sad but determined girl.
One day, a new family arrived in Minnesburg. They were the Stevenson family. Bob and Mara Stevenson arrived in a black limousine. They were indisputably rich.
Mr. Stevenson was to become a member of the Minnesburg village board. At one meeting, he started a discussion on Eve.
"I am absolutely perturbed by her. She is extremely reprehensible." The other members of the board nodded contemplatively. The meeting lasted 5 hours because they were busy disputing on whether to take Eve out of the village.
Meanwhile, Eve was looking through the garbage for a pair of shoes. The next day, Eve went begging again. This time she went to the Stevenson's house.
"Money?" she said, putting her hands out. "Go away, you putrefied girl!" Mara shouted, perturbed. Eve started to cry so she ran away. Every villager was told to treat Eve unkindly so that she would leave the village.
Everywhere Eve went she was 'greeted' laconically. Eve wept in the this predicament. No one greeted her with at least a bit of deprecation.
Eve ran into the woods and found a hut. The old man and his wife living there greeted her. They were kind and gentle. "Come, stay with us. We are old and we might die soon."
So Eve accepted and lived comfortably ever after.
(Edited on 20/9/08 and written on 23/2/08)
One day, a new family arrived in Minnesburg. They were the Stevenson family. Bob and Mara Stevenson arrived in a black limousine. They were indisputably rich.
Mr. Stevenson was to become a member of the Minnesburg village board. At one meeting, he started a discussion on Eve.
"I am absolutely perturbed by her. She is extremely reprehensible." The other members of the board nodded contemplatively. The meeting lasted 5 hours because they were busy disputing on whether to take Eve out of the village.
Meanwhile, Eve was looking through the garbage for a pair of shoes. The next day, Eve went begging again. This time she went to the Stevenson's house.
"Money?" she said, putting her hands out. "Go away, you putrefied girl!" Mara shouted, perturbed. Eve started to cry so she ran away. Every villager was told to treat Eve unkindly so that she would leave the village.
Everywhere Eve went she was 'greeted' laconically. Eve wept in the this predicament. No one greeted her with at least a bit of deprecation.
Eve ran into the woods and found a hut. The old man and his wife living there greeted her. They were kind and gentle. "Come, stay with us. We are old and we might die soon."
So Eve accepted and lived comfortably ever after.
(Edited on 20/9/08 and written on 23/2/08)
The calling
Lulu went into her room and switched off her light. She went to her bed and climbed in. She was just about to sleep when she heard a sound.
"Come, Lulu." it said.
Lulu looked around and saw a fairy at her window. The fairy was very beautiful. She had golden hair, blue eyes and a pretty tutu.
Lulu jumped up and went to the window. "Hi!" Lulu said, excited. The fairy smiled and waved her wand. Suddenly, Lulu was in a different world. She was standing in a castle, and there were people dancing, wearing grand clothes.
Lulu looked down at herself and got a surprise. She was wearing a lovely dress and she felt something on her head. It was a silver tiara.
Lulu looked around. The fairy was dancing. Then a boy came up to Lulu and asked her to dance. Lulu accepted and danced with him. When the whole party ended, Lulu was in her room again.
She smiled. She would always remember the calling.
(Note: This story was edited slightly on 20/9/08. It was written 7/8/07)
"Come, Lulu." it said.
Lulu looked around and saw a fairy at her window. The fairy was very beautiful. She had golden hair, blue eyes and a pretty tutu.
Lulu jumped up and went to the window. "Hi!" Lulu said, excited. The fairy smiled and waved her wand. Suddenly, Lulu was in a different world. She was standing in a castle, and there were people dancing, wearing grand clothes.
Lulu looked down at herself and got a surprise. She was wearing a lovely dress and she felt something on her head. It was a silver tiara.
Lulu looked around. The fairy was dancing. Then a boy came up to Lulu and asked her to dance. Lulu accepted and danced with him. When the whole party ended, Lulu was in her room again.
She smiled. She would always remember the calling.
(Note: This story was edited slightly on 20/9/08. It was written 7/8/07)
Note!
I must post more stories! Okay, I'm going to put up my essays, (story ones) as often as I can.
So that you won't wither up and die. Though you might keel over and shriek from the weirdoness.
So that you won't wither up and die. Though you might keel over and shriek from the weirdoness.
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