She is a frogaholic. She can't live without frogs.
Lately, she has been reading up on Japanese food and she thinks the idea of sashimi is fantastic. She creates some fusion food and voilà, frog sashimi. To her it's absolutely lovely.
Lately, she has been reading up on Japanese food and she thinks the idea of sashimi is fantastic. She creates some fusion food and voilà, frog sashimi. To her it's absolutely lovely.
One day, as she prances about in her garden after a picnic near the pond, she notices a golden ball in the bushes. She gives a cry of delight and picks it up. It is shiny and smooth except for a section on which a frog is engraved.
The princess (whose name, by the way, is Aliesa), is overjoyed. She kisses the ball and runs back into her palace, leaving her picnic things for the maids to pick up.
For the next few days she plays with her ball, rejoicing over its froggy beauty. The intricate pattern is something she has never beheld in her life. She loves the ball.
One day, she decides to have another picnic by the pond. Who knows, maybe she'll find another golden ball?
She sits on her picnic cloth, her legs properly crossed. Her maid sets out a plate in front of her and then lifts the lid.
OH NO! What Aliesa saw was horrifying. It was one of the most terrible sorts of things one sees.
"YOU'RE FEEDING ME CHICKEN??" she screams. The maid cowers in fear.
"It's all we have in the pantry, your highness. The-the frogs have run out. There are no more in the kingdom. You've eaten the lot."
Aliesa stares at her maid (whose name, by the way, is Jainee), aghast.
"NO MORE FROGS??" she shrieks. Jainee nods and then runs away, afraid for her life. Aliesa stands up to stamp her foot angrily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooo!!!" Aliesa screams into the sky dramatically.
"Excuse me, but you've disrupted my nap."
Aliesa looks around, scared. "Who's there?"
No response.
"I'll report you for trespassing!" Aliesa threatens.
"Like they'd arrest a frog!" The voice scoffs.
Aliesa yelps. "I'm going mad!" she says. She looks around frantically and then sees a golden frog reclining on a rock.
Aliesa screams, long and loud. "Oh JOY!" she says gleefully.
The frog smiles, happy to have found a friend.
"Well hey, I'm Pablo and I'm a prince, but a random guy on the street put a spell on me and made me a frog. If you kiss me then I'll turn back into a prince. I guarantee you, I'm hot."
Aliesa looks at Pablo, bemused. A talking frog? Who is really a prince? Aliesa laughs.
"Alright, I'll kiss you." she says. She picks his squishy golden body up and puts her mouth on his puckered lips.
He smells so delicious! she thinks. Suddenly, he is out of her hands and smiling at her dreamily.
"Wow, you are hot." she says. Pablo the prince previously a golden talking frog flashes her a gorgeous grin and nods.
"Of course. Now, I just have one more thing for you. If you agree to marry me, I'll stay a handsome prince forever!" Pablo gives her a nervous smile.
Aliesa thinks for awhile. "I'm only sixteen, y'know." she says to Pablo. Pablo shrugs.
"I'm only nineteen myself. Anyway, I have no time to look for a princess my age. I need to get married before the clock strikes midnight!"
Aliesa thinks again. "Alright." she shakes Pablo's hand firmly. Then Pablo pulls her into his arms and they embrace.
They gaze into each other's eyes for a second, then they run off into the sunset to get married.
So they live happily ever after.
THE END
The princess (whose name, by the way, is Aliesa), is overjoyed. She kisses the ball and runs back into her palace, leaving her picnic things for the maids to pick up.
For the next few days she plays with her ball, rejoicing over its froggy beauty. The intricate pattern is something she has never beheld in her life. She loves the ball.
One day, she decides to have another picnic by the pond. Who knows, maybe she'll find another golden ball?
She sits on her picnic cloth, her legs properly crossed. Her maid sets out a plate in front of her and then lifts the lid.
OH NO! What Aliesa saw was horrifying. It was one of the most terrible sorts of things one sees.
"YOU'RE FEEDING ME CHICKEN??" she screams. The maid cowers in fear.
"It's all we have in the pantry, your highness. The-the frogs have run out. There are no more in the kingdom. You've eaten the lot."
Aliesa stares at her maid (whose name, by the way, is Jainee), aghast.
"NO MORE FROGS??" she shrieks. Jainee nods and then runs away, afraid for her life. Aliesa stands up to stamp her foot angrily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooo!!!" Aliesa screams into the sky dramatically.
"Excuse me, but you've disrupted my nap."
Aliesa looks around, scared. "Who's there?"
No response.
"I'll report you for trespassing!" Aliesa threatens.
"Like they'd arrest a frog!" The voice scoffs.
Aliesa yelps. "I'm going mad!" she says. She looks around frantically and then sees a golden frog reclining on a rock.
Aliesa screams, long and loud. "Oh JOY!" she says gleefully.
The frog smiles, happy to have found a friend.
"Well hey, I'm Pablo and I'm a prince, but a random guy on the street put a spell on me and made me a frog. If you kiss me then I'll turn back into a prince. I guarantee you, I'm hot."
Aliesa looks at Pablo, bemused. A talking frog? Who is really a prince? Aliesa laughs.
"Alright, I'll kiss you." she says. She picks his squishy golden body up and puts her mouth on his puckered lips.
He smells so delicious! she thinks. Suddenly, he is out of her hands and smiling at her dreamily.
"Wow, you are hot." she says. Pablo the prince previously a golden talking frog flashes her a gorgeous grin and nods.
"Of course. Now, I just have one more thing for you. If you agree to marry me, I'll stay a handsome prince forever!" Pablo gives her a nervous smile.
Aliesa thinks for awhile. "I'm only sixteen, y'know." she says to Pablo. Pablo shrugs.
"I'm only nineteen myself. Anyway, I have no time to look for a princess my age. I need to get married before the clock strikes midnight!"
Aliesa thinks again. "Alright." she shakes Pablo's hand firmly. Then Pablo pulls her into his arms and they embrace.
They gaze into each other's eyes for a second, then they run off into the sunset to get married.
So they live happily ever after.
THE END
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